All right, folks, let's admit it Our minds are in the gutter and we're okay with it! Halloween night at the bar is just a little bit more fun than trick-or-treating. What better way to make some new friends than with one of our hilarious adult humor costumes? With these costumes. To be the star of everyone's Facebook news feed!
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There comes a time in every woman's life where she tires of wearing thigh-high stockings just because it's Halloween again and every single costume seems to involve them. I'm not suggesting that you still can't rock six-inch stilettos and a garter belt, and by all means, play sexy nurse or sexy Big Bird or sexy whatever else if that's what you feel like doing. But if you're not in the mood to freeze this year, or just bored with the same-old sexy costume, there are options out there that are super-cute, interesting, and the opposite of dowdy. In other words, you don't have to dress up like a nun or Jessie from Toy Story just because you don't want to dress like a saucy wench. Image Via Spirit Halloween. Image Via Party City.
Scroll on for plenty of costumes with latex, mesh, plunging necklines, and a whole lotta leg. As maybe, like, a unicorn-bird hybrid? As the sparkly app Kira Kira in a metallic carwash skirt, platform boots, and lots of body glitter in As a cat in a shiny black leather thong bodysuit with fishnet tights and knee-high boots in As a pink flapper in a latex dress and feather coat with a beaded headpiece and platform heels in As Rihanna in her "Pour It Up" music video in a see-through bedazzled bikini, short shorts, and a faux-fur coat in